Jesus is watching you!....star ma be if funny?
A burgular was about to steal a DVD recorder in a dark room
when he heard a voice saying "Jesus is watching you!"
he looked around could'nt see anything so continued when he heard the voice again "Jesus is watching you!"
he took a flashlight from his pocket and looked around the room,
in the corner there was a parrot sat on a perch, he said to the parrot did you say that?
the parrot replied yes, whats your name he saked the parrot replied Moses...thats a funny name for a parrot said the man.
the parrot replied yes...and Jesus is a funny name for a Rottweiller
old one but the way you tell it it is funny
Insight speaking in the morning (Audio Only, with transcript)
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